their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched. after battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end. mario was voiced by charles martinet and sonic was voiced by caden redpearl.
Interlude[edit | edit source]
boomstick: welcome to d b death battle!
wiz: you gotta admit there i agree with you boomstick
boomstick: why thank you
wiz: are you attacked by villains several times guess what everybody get's a hero! like mario the red italian plumber
boomstick: and sonic the hedgehog the blue superfast fun loving hedgehog!
wiz: mario and sonic the hedgehog both are superheroes may have among the most popular video game characters in existence, and had a rivalry going on in the gaming industry ever since the 1990's
boomstick: he's wiz and i'm boomstick
wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle
mario[edit | edit source]
boomstick: once upon a time there was a town known as the mushroom kingdom that got a tagon a million army of mushrooms and a princess
wiz: hey who save a princess's life from an army of turtles for a reason!
boomstick: what is it
wiz: why a hero that come from the mushroom kingdom of course it's mario!
boomstick: (laughing uncontrollably) him he just a plumber how hard can that be
wiz: he is one of the star children and possesses many special abilities even as a baby, he was obviously destined for greatness
boomstick: When you've got an army of dinosaurs serving you before you can even speak, you know you're gonna do great things
wiz: he is well known for his incredible athleticism and unmatched jumping ability
boomstick: who says white guys can't jump?
wiz: Plus, he's a powerhouse, with the strength to lift heavy objects and crush enormous castles. He also uses his bare fists to smash solid brick
boomstick: with his jumping skills and weight, he can pound and crush his foes into oblivion, and if he needs some extra firepower, well, he's got his entire arsenal of power ups!
wiz: his first power-up is the fire flower. with it, mario obtains pyrokinetic abilities
boomstick: really? I always thought the flower was just really spicy
wiz: he can create and manipulate fire to produce a variety of devastating attacks.
boomstick: he's also got the frog suit while wearing it, mario can jump even higher, swim even faster, and breathe underwater. The only problem is no one's really gonna take him seriously wearing that thing. ha ha! ah, look at him!
wiz: several different power-ups have granted Mario flight before, but none as well as the cape feather. with it, Mario can fly for an unprecidented amount of time.
boomstick: The metal cap turns mario's entire body into indestructible living steel. but while metal mario's extremely heavy, his strength and speed are boosted, giving him ten times more power and just as much agility as before
wiz: The starman envelops mario into a blinding aura of compressed energy, granting increased speed and complete invulnerability for a short time. touching a normal enemy in this state will instantly kill the foe. And while it's not technically a power-up, Mario has the sledge hammer that can crush almost anything.
boomstick: It seems like mario's always popping 'shrooms to get more power. And with the mega mushroom, he gets ginormous he is big as godzilla. look at the size of him!
wiz: what the fa? Was that mario got?
boomstick: oh hell yeah alright he can uses that for kill his enemies with it!,obliterate anything get in his way! also mowin' down people, plants, environment, hell, everything!
wiz: mario also got the mini mushroom he gets shrunked with the ice flower instead of burn his enemies asses mario instead freezes his enemies with it!
boomstick: that's a brain freeze while gets end up frozen huh! aw, goddamnit is that you got it's on! i'm still going
wiz: plus he fighted a bigger variety of enemies than any other video game hero. whatever an enemy is big or small stupid or smart weak or powerful mario can power through anywhere!
boomstick: he is also an easy target to bullet bills nothing has ever proved too much for him
wiz: but uh except for the princess she get up kidnapped million time and he got inside the wrong castle million times somebody call the police!
boomstick: also mario is the most poverful hero on earth!
mario eating spaghetti while luigi and toad join to
sonic the hedgehog[edit | edit source]
wiz: this is a forest also known as palm tree paradise
boomstick: taken over by a horrible evil mean science doctor
wiz: yes hey knock it off! and who defeat and challenge that villain why another hero of course
wiz: and that's sonic the hedgehog why? because that hedgehog boy is the fastest animal on the hole damn planet and he has clocked in an average of 375 mph
Boomstick: holy crap! this guy must blow through shoes
wiz: sonic's most notable ability is his speed. He can easily break the sound barrier in mere seconds
even as a freedom fighter he murdered million of animatronic hornets and save all of the animals lives
boomstick: he's not so bad for a tree-hugging hippie
wiz: he can further increase his speed with his trademark figure 8 technique
boomstick: but he's not just fast on his feet. He can curl up into a spiky ball and rip through his opponents with the spin attack
wiz: his homing attack rockets toward an opponent and can hit multiple times
boomstick: and with his spin dash, he can reach top speeds almost instantly. how does that guy not barf?
wiz: during his adventures, he has used a variety of different shields to improve his abilities. Each shield can deflect minor projectiles and have environmental advantages, though they will disintegrate after blocking a deadly blow.
boomstick: the fire shield can absorb, well, fire and heat, though it can't survive underwater. no shit. But with it, sonic can use a fiery dash attack.
wiz: The lightning shield can't survive in aquatic environments either, but it gives sonic a mid-air jump for further aerial control.
boomstick: and with the bubble shield, he can breathe underwater and control his jumps with a powerful bounce. why do we keep mentioning water, you may ask? 'cause he hate getting wet!
wiz: sonic's ultimate power-up, however, isn't a shield at all. After absorbing thousands of Power Rings during his adventures, sonic the hedgehog has become an embodiment of chaos
wiz: using the power of the seven chaos emeralds, sonic the hedgehog can tap into their incredible power and summon the form of super sonic
boomstick: super sonic can fly, breathe underwater, and is completely invulnerable
wiz: not to mention his speed is increased a thousand fold
boomstick: but as with most things that are unbelievably powerful, it has a time limit. Without a steady supply of power rings, it can't even last a full minute
wiz: and when the form finally subsides, sonic the hedgehog returns to normal at peak physical form, regardless of his condition prior to the transformation
boomstick: While sonic the hedgehog's always risking his life saving the world from all kinds of dangerous robots and demigods, he's kind of a dick
wiz: sonic the hedgehog is cocky, arrogant and addicted to action. he gets cranky and unstable when he's cooped up for too long
boomstick: hah but despite his rough personality he will do Whether it takes to save the day
wiz: but that doesn't matter, italy's greatest hero can power through anything!
infinite: i'll show you how outclassed you really are!
sonic the hedgehog: i'm in a class all my own! time to put up or shut up, infinite!
death battle[edit | edit source]
sonic the hedgehog is calmly sitting in a field when mario emerges from a pipe. as sonic the hedgehog leaps back, mario jumps down in front of him.
sonic the hedgehog: all right, chubby. let's settle this!
mario: chubby? did you just called me chubby! it sounded a lot like-a you just said chubby which would be a mistake because i will not be made to feel ashamed of who i am! i may run by koopa troopas but i will always fight a bully let's a go!
sonic the hedgehog attacks mario with fast combos and sends him onto the pipe he emerged from. mario produces a fire flower and becomes fire mario. sonic dodges the fireballs that mario throws at him
sonic the hedgehog: miss me miss me now your gonna kiss me!
said sonic and gets hit by mario's fire slide.
mario hits sonic the hedgehog a few times, then grabs him and spins around in a circle while holding him.
mario: bye bye!
mario throws sonic the hedgehog against the pipe. mario then uses his cape to throw sonic upwards, allowing him to knock sonic the hedgehog to the floor, spin him around in a lariat of fire, and throw him backwards. Mario then releases a massive storm of flame, the mario finale, but sonic the hedgehog is unscathed by his flame shield sonic used his flame dash attack to hit mario six times mario whacks sonic the hedgehog's head with his sledge hammer.
a short montage of the fight begins. sonic the hedgehog throws a punch and Mario dodges it, but sonic the hedgehog then hits mario with his homing attack in the air. mario then uses his super jump punches sonic the hedgehog, and afterward sonic the hedgehog is standing impatiently next to tanooki mario's statue form.
after the montage, sonic is running as cape mario flies after him. sonic activates his thunder shield and dashes over to a volcano with a sad face. both the hedgehog and the plumber end up inside a worried volcano, staring at each other on opposite sides. a bob-omb is caught between them. alarmed, the bob-omb informs several other bob-ombs that their territory is being apparently invaded by intruders.
mario: mama mia!
the bob-ombs exploded, sending mario and sonic flying. Sonic lands in an ocean but activates his bubble Shield to keep him breathing. however, frog mario ground pounds him, deactivating his shield. sonic tries to jump out of the water, but no avail
sonic the hedgehog: i hate getting wet!
sonic the hedgehog tries to run out of the water before he drowns, but his efforts are futile. frog mario swims up into the surface but suddenly...
sonic the hedgehog: super sonic style!
sonic the hedgehog hits frog mario,pops out off the ocean and becomes super sonic
super sonic: how's that plumber?
mario: (*gets his metal cap out*) ya-hoo!
mario slaps on his metal cap, becoming metal mario.
super sonic tries to attack him, but metal mario grabs him and throws him aside. Super Sonic tries a few more attacks but to no avail. after metal mario sidekicks super sonic away, he produces a power star.
using the combined powers of the metal cap and the power star, he attacks sonic the hedgehog with the Mario tornado, only for the power to suddenly wear off.
super sonic: so you're tougher than i thought, huh? now it's time for me to finish this
mario produces a mega mushroom and becomes mega mario.
super sonic: whoa!
(super mario galaxy 2 - fire mario again)
super sonic continuously attacks mega mario, but it's not super effective
mega mario: here we go!
said mega mario punches super sonic away and the power of the chaos emeralds wears off, causing super sonic to return to sonic the hedgehog.
sonic the hedgehog: uh oh.
sonic the hedgehog falls to the floor. his only option is to run as mega mario gives chase after he uses the figure 8 technique.
sonic the hedgehog: you're too slow!
sonic the hedgehog outruns mega mario, who returns to normal size, albeit a bit dizzy.
after mario was worn out, sonic the hedgehog then returns back to mario.
sonic the hedgehog: Now's my chance!
sonic the hedgehog knocks mario back and forward with the spin attack, while mid-air, Sonic then axel kicks Mario to the ground and kill mario with the spin dash the blue demon then jumps off of the dead italian red capped plumber.
results[edit | edit source]
bomstick: now that's what I call a death battle
wiz: their power-ups seemed evenly matched, countering blow for blow.
Boomstick: mario was even capable of countering the unstoppable super sonic
wiz: but with their arsenals exhausted, mario was no match for sonic's natural speed. even if they had used their lesser known power-ups like the cat bell or werehog, there's no reason to say the result would be any different.
boomstick: looks like mario just couldn't keep up
wiz: the winner is Sonic the Hedgehog.